My friend was attacked by a comedian the other day, He was set apun! the body was found in a ditch the following mourning
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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Never-ending list of favourite movie characters: Jeffrey “The Dude” Lebowski‘I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or, uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.’
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Who did you take to Prom?
“My Xbox”
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10 Reasons One Direction are like The Beatles:
- One Direction have eyes. So did The Beatles!
- Have you noticed how The Beatles breathe sometimes? One Direction do too!
- The Beatles released the song ‘Eleanor Rigby’ in 1966. One Direction has also released a song (to use the term loosely).
- There are 4 of the Beatles. Similarly, in One Direction, there are… more than one of them.
- ‘One Direction’ contains the letter T. So does The Beatles. Twice!
(If you want proof - The Beatles. Amazing!)- It is at least suspected that The Beatles took a lot of drugs, particularly LSD. It is also rumoured that members of One Direction have taken Calpol - some of them even took 12+ Calpol if the tabloids are to be believed.
- John Lennon, in the same way that all members of One Direction do, had a ribcage.
- Some of The Beatles are also still alive.
- None of them were surgeons during their musical careers. They were musicians.
- The Beatles are world famous, incredibly talented and legendary artists. One Direction also exist.
This is brilliant :’)
David O’Doherty - My Beefs 2011
YES!! This. Magazine articles do this too!